Author Topic: Your naughty joke for the day  (Read 60476 times)

bol-anon nga cebuano

  • DIPLOMAT
  • LUMINARY
  • *****
  • Posts: 6770
  • in true friendship, forgetfulness has no place...
    • View Profile
    • Best Webhost Service
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #120 on: April 27, 2010, 12:48:19 AM »
Zodiac Sign
May magkasintahan nagsa-star gazing:
BF : Love, anong zodiac sign mo?
GF : Zodiac sign? Ano yon?
BF : Yung Horoscope mo. Gaya ko, sa 'kin Cancer.
GF : Ah, ganun? Sa akin Almoranas!

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

👉👉 www.dreamhost.com - Best Webhosting Company. Start your website with just a few clicks. FREE transfer of Wordpress site.

unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

Happy

  • the beauty of nature
  • GURU
  • ****
  • Posts: 9579
  • Ang "Bugon" ni ate Bambi
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #121 on: April 27, 2010, 01:23:59 AM »
"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

statesville

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 3339
  • The best daily exercise -- walk with the Lord.
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #122 on: April 28, 2010, 07:45:38 AM »
Every Christian has GPS -God-Provided Salvation!
It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

windgate

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 1097
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #123 on: April 28, 2010, 11:29:23 AM »
Dear Cosme,

Anak, nagostohan namen lahat nang mga padala nimu puira lang dun sa Nivea Moisturising Milk.  Nagtae yung mga kapatid mo.  Niks tym kape na lang ipadala.  Nagmamahal.

Nanay

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0

bol-anon nga cebuano

  • DIPLOMAT
  • LUMINARY
  • *****
  • Posts: 6770
  • in true friendship, forgetfulness has no place...
    • View Profile
    • Best Webhost Service
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #124 on: April 29, 2010, 12:54:06 AM »
Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.


Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

👉👉 www.dreamhost.com - Best Webhosting Company. Start your website with just a few clicks. FREE transfer of Wordpress site.

david

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 1566
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #125 on: April 29, 2010, 04:56:26 AM »
tua pa, kay gipabisaya ni maam. kabalo naman unta siya nga bolok-bolok nis cosme. nakadungog noon siya sa tinood. hehehe.



pila naman katimaan ang naa nimo, dave? hahahahahaha
pastilan bai sa una masaghiran lang mangita na og kumbati pero karon bisan ihungit maglisod nang mo ataki

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
hmmmmm

hubag bohol

  • AMBASSADOR
  • THE SOURCE
  • *****
  • Posts: 89964
  • "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #126 on: April 29, 2010, 10:20:56 AM »
Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha! ;D


Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

ms da binsi

  • EXECUTIVE
  • Webmaster
  • *****
  • Posts: 24916
  • 2. Atheist and not afraid to burn in hell.
    • View Profile
    • https://twitter.com/daBinsi
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #127 on: April 29, 2010, 10:47:13 AM »
Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha! ;D




BAYNTE?? hwahahahhaha!

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0

hubag bohol

  • AMBASSADOR
  • THE SOURCE
  • *****
  • Posts: 89964
  • "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #128 on: April 29, 2010, 03:25:19 PM »

BAYNTE?? hwahahahhaha!

Wala pa tingali apilag kwenta ang mga anak sa gawas, bwahaha! ;D



Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

islander

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 46867
  • If you're from Pluto, you're welcome.
    • View Profile
    • Book Your Travel Tickets
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #129 on: April 29, 2010, 03:31:03 PM »
       Man or Woman





laki kun sa left side tan-awon, baye kun sa right side.

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

islander

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 46867
  • If you're from Pluto, you're welcome.
    • View Profile
    • Book Your Travel Tickets
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #130 on: April 29, 2010, 03:32:23 PM »
Wala pa tingali apilag kwenta ang mga anak sa gawas, bwahaha! ;D



angay gyod tuod ipa-neuter si tatay ug ipa-spay si nanay. 

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

jorgeanna

  • LUMINARY
  • ***
  • Posts: 5505
  • mmmmmmmmm
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #131 on: April 29, 2010, 03:56:08 PM »
Pedro: Tay, hanggang ngayon,
hindi parin ako makaiskor sa aking asawa…
Tatay: Bakit naman anak?
Pedro: Kasi iyong panty niya may nakasulat…..
“PRIVATE PROPERTY… NO TRESSPASSING”
Tatay: Madali lang yan anak, lagyan mo lang brief mo ng….
” DEMOLITION TEAM, DO NOT DELAY”….

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
a marriage can never be perfect.. but the love can be!

bol-anon nga cebuano

  • DIPLOMAT
  • LUMINARY
  • *****
  • Posts: 6770
  • in true friendship, forgetfulness has no place...
    • View Profile
    • Best Webhost Service
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #132 on: April 29, 2010, 10:08:53 PM »
At the movie house.
GF: Honey, the man beside me is masturbating.
BF: just ignore him dear.
GF: I can't. He's using my hand!


Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

👉👉 www.dreamhost.com - Best Webhosting Company. Start your website with just a few clicks. FREE transfer of Wordpress site.

Happy

  • the beauty of nature
  • GURU
  • ****
  • Posts: 9579
  • Ang "Bugon" ni ate Bambi
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #133 on: April 30, 2010, 05:29:11 AM »
Pedro: Tay, hanggang ngayon,
hindi parin ako makaiskor sa aking asawa…
Tatay: Bakit naman anak?
Pedro: Kasi iyong panty niya may nakasulat…..
“PRIVATE PROPERTY… NO TRESSPASSING”
Tatay: Madali lang yan anak, lagyan mo lang brief mo ng….
” DEMOLITION TEAM, DO NOT DELAY”….

hahaha bright jud si tatay ;D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

ms da binsi

  • EXECUTIVE
  • Webmaster
  • *****
  • Posts: 24916
  • 2. Atheist and not afraid to burn in hell.
    • View Profile
    • https://twitter.com/daBinsi
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #134 on: April 30, 2010, 08:56:17 AM »
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu! ;D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0

unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

glacier_71

  • DIPLOMAT
  • GURU
  • *****
  • Posts: 9926
  • i expand and live in the sun like corn and melon
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #135 on: April 30, 2010, 09:17:16 AM »
Dear Cosme,

Anak, nagostohan namen lahat nang mga padala nimu puira lang dun sa Nivea Moisturising Milk.  Nagtae yung mga kapatid mo.  Niks tym kape na lang ipadala.  Nagmamahal.

Nanay

hahahaha. basin low ang lactose tolerance ninyo inay. hahahaha. may pinadala akong Folgers...huwag nyong uubusin...hahaha.

Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.


hahahahahaha...bitaw sad no?

pastilan bai sa una masaghiran lang mangita na og kumbati pero karon bisan ihungit maglisod nang mo ataki

hahahaha. ug makaataki man gani dali ra mo-retreat.


Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

glacier_71

  • DIPLOMAT
  • GURU
  • *****
  • Posts: 9926
  • i expand and live in the sun like corn and melon
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #136 on: April 30, 2010, 09:25:09 AM »
Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha! ;D


di motahod og Vasectomy nga lagaya. hahahahahah




Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

glacier_71

  • DIPLOMAT
  • GURU
  • *****
  • Posts: 9926
  • i expand and live in the sun like corn and melon
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #137 on: April 30, 2010, 09:26:30 AM »
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu! ;D

ug ngano diayg basa? anha ba diay gawas sa imong tudlo imong ihi? hahahahahahah

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

hubag bohol

  • AMBASSADOR
  • THE SOURCE
  • *****
  • Posts: 89964
  • "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #138 on: April 30, 2010, 09:46:53 AM »
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu! ;D

ug ngano diayg basa? anha ba diay gawas sa imong tudlo imong ihi? hahahahahahah

Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace. ;D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

islander

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 46867
  • If you're from Pluto, you're welcome.
    • View Profile
    • Book Your Travel Tickets
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #139 on: April 30, 2010, 10:28:45 AM »
Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.


aha!  kahibawo na diay ko nga ang dairy section naa sa ubos kay ang meat section sa taas gisigihan mag padako ni vicky belo.

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

islander

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 46867
  • If you're from Pluto, you're welcome.
    • View Profile
    • Book Your Travel Tickets
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #140 on: April 30, 2010, 10:29:51 AM »
Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace. ;D

kaya na niya.  siko gamiton, kamo gyod.

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

bol-anon nga cebuano

  • DIPLOMAT
  • LUMINARY
  • *****
  • Posts: 6770
  • in true friendship, forgetfulness has no place...
    • View Profile
    • Best Webhost Service
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #141 on: April 30, 2010, 11:50:48 PM »
A camel and an elephant met.
The elephant asked the camel
Why do you have your breasts on your back?
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies.
What a silly question from someone who has dick on his face!


Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

👉👉 www.dreamhost.com - Best Webhosting Company. Start your website with just a few clicks. FREE transfer of Wordpress site.

glacier_71

  • DIPLOMAT
  • GURU
  • *****
  • Posts: 9926
  • i expand and live in the sun like corn and melon
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #142 on: May 01, 2010, 12:07:25 AM »
Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace. ;D

hahahaha. pwede man tingali ipadagayday na lang nang ihi niya lusot sa mga buho-buho ug kilid-kilid sa iyang chastity belt.

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

glacier_71

  • DIPLOMAT
  • GURU
  • *****
  • Posts: 9926
  • i expand and live in the sun like corn and melon
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #143 on: May 01, 2010, 12:12:48 AM »
A camel and an elephant met.
The elephant asked the camel
Why do you have your breasts on your back?
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies.
What a silly question from someone who has dick on his face!


whahahahaha...nakabawos

mura atong silingan nga taas og suwang, nanghinaway sa iyang silingan pod nga opaw.

silingang taas suwang: pre, gikawatan man kono kag 20 thousand gahapon. (iyang pasabot 20T nga buhok)

silingang opaw (nakasabot na diay): mao lagi, pre, ako unta tong ihatag nimo para ipa-opera sa imong suwang.

whahahahaha



Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

Happy

  • the beauty of nature
  • GURU
  • ****
  • Posts: 9579
  • Ang "Bugon" ni ate Bambi
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #144 on: May 01, 2010, 12:59:43 AM »
hahaha mao nay giingon nga ayaw jud pag-una una kay wa rabay sukod sa bawos ;D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

statesville

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 3339
  • The best daily exercise -- walk with the Lord.
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #145 on: May 01, 2010, 04:10:48 AM »
  Reklamo sa sweldo

Trabahante: Lenti kang amoha ka! Imo kong gihimo nga tawo2x sa basakan,
                 unya ako suweldo walay saka2x! Kun mamatay ko,
                 kinsa mopakaon sa akong pamilya, ikaw?

Amo: Eninglisa,kay patas-on nako imong suweldo.

Trabahante : Lightning you! Man2x me in the farm,
                  my salary did not climb!
                  If i die who will eat my family, you?

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Every Christian has GPS -God-Provided Salvation!
It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

bol-anon nga cebuano

  • DIPLOMAT
  • LUMINARY
  • *****
  • Posts: 6770
  • in true friendship, forgetfulness has no place...
    • View Profile
    • Best Webhost Service
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #146 on: May 03, 2010, 11:53:57 PM »
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Roxas Blvd. I look over to my left and there's this woman in a Honda City doing 80 kph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I look away for a couple of seconds and when I look back she's halfway over in my lane. It scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee!


Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

👉👉 www.dreamhost.com - Best Webhosting Company. Start your website with just a few clicks. FREE transfer of Wordpress site.

statesville

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 3339
  • The best daily exercise -- walk with the Lord.
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #147 on: May 04, 2010, 04:54:30 AM »
BNC, you and that woman are just at the same category as bad drivers hahahaha

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Every Christian has GPS -God-Provided Salvation!
It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

hubag bohol

  • AMBASSADOR
  • THE SOURCE
  • *****
  • Posts: 89964
  • "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #148 on: May 10, 2010, 04:36:26 PM »

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm going to Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $200 to do what I do for you for free!"

The man thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.

"What do you think you are doing?" the wife screamed.

"I'm going to Vegas with you... I want to see how you can live on $400 a year!"

;D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

bol-anon nga cebuano

  • DIPLOMAT
  • LUMINARY
  • *****
  • Posts: 6770
  • in true friendship, forgetfulness has no place...
    • View Profile
    • Best Webhost Service
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #149 on: May 11, 2010, 12:50:44 AM »
Anak: Tay, unsaon pag kiss ang gwapa ug ang batig nawong?
Tatay: Basta gwapa gani anak, kissan ang lips dayon komoton ang totoy. Kung bati gani, kissan ang totoy komoton ang nawong.

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

👉👉 www.dreamhost.com - Best Webhosting Company. Start your website with just a few clicks. FREE transfer of Wordpress site.

statesville

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 3339
  • The best daily exercise -- walk with the Lord.
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #150 on: May 11, 2010, 04:39:38 AM »
MADRE: Father, tugnaw man kaayo ko uy.
PARI: Ako pud sister, gusto nimo buhaton nato ang buhat sa magtiayon?
MADRE: Ok, sigi Padre
PARI: Sige, timplahi ko ug kape para mawala ang tugnaw

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Every Christian has GPS -God-Provided Salvation!
It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

hofelina

  • DONOR
  • GURU
  • *****
  • Posts: 10008
  • Always look at the bright side of life!
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #151 on: May 11, 2010, 04:47:59 AM »

  Bottle  of Merlot


A  man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually  attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little  restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,  'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated  the sender with a nod of his head.

She  stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,  then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who  was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and  conveyed it to the gentleman. 

The note read:  'For me to accept this bottle, you  need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the  bank and '7' inches in your  pants'.


After  reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed  him to deliver it to the lady. 

It read: 
'Just  to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: I have  a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in  my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and  a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana .. There is over twenty million  dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman  as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the  wine back.... Tiger. 


Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Easy way to start your own website at www.bluehost.com. Click the link now.

bol-anon nga cebuano

  • DIPLOMAT
  • LUMINARY
  • *****
  • Posts: 6770
  • in true friendship, forgetfulness has no place...
    • View Profile
    • Best Webhost Service
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #152 on: May 11, 2010, 09:25:26 PM »
lola nakigsex sa usa ka callboy:

lola: agay dong, hinay-hinaya kay sakit kaayo
callboy: saba diha la, mura sad ko ug virgin diha
lola: hinay-hinaya ba kay ang akong kunot naapil ug kalukot

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

👉👉 www.dreamhost.com - Best Webhosting Company. Start your website with just a few clicks. FREE transfer of Wordpress site.

glacier_71

  • DIPLOMAT
  • GURU
  • *****
  • Posts: 9926
  • i expand and live in the sun like corn and melon
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #153 on: May 12, 2010, 04:38:31 AM »
MADRE: Father, tugnaw man kaayo ko uy.
PARI: Ako pud sister, gusto nimo buhaton nato ang buhat sa magtiayon?
MADRE: Ok, sigi Padre
PARI: Sige, timplahi ko ug kape para mawala ang tugnaw

hehehehe...padong na unta tang-tangon ni Sis ang iyang kuan....

lola nakigsex sa usa ka callboy:

lola: agay dong, hinay-hinaya kay sakit kaayo
callboy: saba diha la, mura sad ko ug virgin diha
lola: hinay-hinaya ba kay ang akong kunot naapil ug kalukot

nyaahahaha...sige lang lola og malukot basta nakulikot.

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

bol-anon nga cebuano

  • DIPLOMAT
  • LUMINARY
  • *****
  • Posts: 6770
  • in true friendship, forgetfulness has no place...
    • View Profile
    • Best Webhost Service
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #154 on: May 12, 2010, 04:59:08 AM »
among babaye: hello inday, imo naba gipatotoy si junior?
inday: yes maam, humana nako patotoy si junior.
among babaye: si sir nimo, imo nabang gisokaran aron makakaon?
inday: dili man kuno siya mokaon maam maong ako nalang sad gipatotoy.

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

👉👉 www.dreamhost.com - Best Webhosting Company. Start your website with just a few clicks. FREE transfer of Wordpress site.

hubag bohol

  • AMBASSADOR
  • THE SOURCE
  • *****
  • Posts: 89964
  • "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #155 on: May 12, 2010, 06:05:59 AM »
among babaye: hello inday, imo naba gipatotoy si junior?
inday: yes maam, humana nako patotoy si junior.
among babaye: si sir nimo, imo nabang gisokaran aron makakaon?
inday: dili man kuno siya mokaon maam maong ako nalang sad gipatotoy.

Bwahaha! Basin si Inday gipatutoy pud sa iyang Sir. ;D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Book your travel tickets anywhere in the world, go to www.12go.co

bol-anon nga cebuano

  • DIPLOMAT
  • LUMINARY
  • *****
  • Posts: 6770
  • in true friendship, forgetfulness has no place...
    • View Profile
    • Best Webhost Service
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #156 on: May 13, 2010, 12:51:48 AM »
titser: pedro, 1+3?
pedro: 4 maam
titser: very good pedro. ikaw juan, 3+1?
juan: mao na diha, kung lisod gani ang question ako dayon ang pangutan-on. pabor pabor man na imoha maam. abseni nalang ko oi.

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

👉👉 www.dreamhost.com - Best Webhosting Company. Start your website with just a few clicks. FREE transfer of Wordpress site.

Lorenzo

  • SUPREME COURT
  • THE LEGEND
  • *****
  • Posts: 54226
  • Be the change you want to see in the world...
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #157 on: May 13, 2010, 01:07:31 AM »
www.trip.com - Hassle-free planning of your next trip

bol-anon quo nyur!

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 2386
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #158 on: May 13, 2010, 03:35:24 AM »
Binisita si Erap ng isang Ambassador.

Bisita : Oh Mr. President, where is your wife?

(tamang tama dumaan si Loi sa likudan ni Erap)

Erap : haven't you seen my wife? She just passed away.. :D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0

bol-anon quo nyur!

  • EXPERT
  • ***
  • Posts: 2386
    • View Profile
Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #159 on: May 13, 2010, 03:39:24 AM »
juanre bakit ka tulala?
pedro:asawa ko gabi-gabi ako kinakalabit.
juan:sarap nun! anong problema dun?
pedro:anong masarap dun e limang taon ng patay ang asawa ko! Waaaaaaaaaa :D

Linkback: https://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=23812.0

unionbank online loan application low interest, credit card, easy and fast approval

Tags: