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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #80 on: April 15, 2010, 03:03:33 PM »
naughtier joke for the day...

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2 ka GRO nag emote....

GRO1 : tungod sa kalisod sa panahon bisan P5. dawaton na lang nako kada sex...

GRO2 : ako gani, bj libre na lang para masudlan lang akong tiyan..! ;D ;D



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« Reply #81 on: April 15, 2010, 03:07:50 PM »
naughtier joke for the day...

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2 ka GRO nag emote....

GRO1 : tungod sa kalisod sa panahon bisan P5. dawaton na lang nako kada sex...

GRO2 : ako gani, blowjob libre na lang para masudlan lang akong tiyan..! ;D ;D

yuckzzzzz... ewwww.!!!!

WTF!!!

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #82 on: April 15, 2010, 06:57:53 PM »
Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam.
Cardo: Pedro, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam?
Pedro: Hindi!
Cardo: Ang galing mo naman!
Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers!


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #83 on: April 15, 2010, 07:35:13 PM »
naughtier joke for the day...

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2 ka GRO nag emote....

GRO1 : tungod sa kalisod sa panahon bisan P5. dawaton na lang nako kada sex...

GRO2 : ako gani, bj libre na lang para masudlan lang akong tiyan..! ;D ;D


nyahahahah crisis na jod

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #84 on: April 15, 2010, 09:57:18 PM »
Lalaki nipalit ug balot unya nakalimot sa asin.  Gigukod sa tindera.

Tinera: Sir! Sir! Imong itlog asini.
Customer: Kung nabuang ka, imong b**** asini  :P :P

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #85 on: April 16, 2010, 12:57:07 AM »
Lalaki nipalit ug balot unya nakalimot sa asin.  Gigukod sa tindera.

Tinera: Sir! Sir! Imong itlog asini.
Customer: Kung nabuang ka, imong b**** asini  :P :P
murag na jud na ug tinabal kung asinan pa.

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #86 on: April 16, 2010, 01:50:23 AM »

bwahahahahahaha.

Lalaki nipalit ug balot unya nakalimot sa asin.  Gigukod sa tindera.

Tinera: Sir! Sir! Imong itlog asini.
Customer: Kung nabuang ka, imong b**** asini  :P :P

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #87 on: April 16, 2010, 05:26:42 AM »
naughtier joke for the day...

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2 ka GRO nag emote....

GRO1 : tungod sa kalisod sa panahon bisan P5. dawaton na lang nako kada sex...

GRO2 : ako gani, bj libre na lang para masudlan lang akong tiyan..! ;D ;D



Bwahaha. High protein diet si Inday! ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #88 on: April 16, 2010, 05:28:59 AM »
Lalaki nipalit ug balot unya nakalimot sa asin.  Gigukod sa tindera.

Tinera: Sir! Sir! Imong itlog asini.
Customer: Kung nabuang ka, imong b**** asini  :P :P

Kon ang b**** uga nang daan unja asinan pa jud, kusahos ang resulta! ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #89 on: April 21, 2010, 06:26:59 AM »
Ang Singsing ...


BF: Hon, huwag kang magagalit, ha? Nawawala kasi yung singsing na ibinigay mo sa akin..  :(

GF: Kung saan-saan mo kasi ipinapasok yang daliri mo! O, ayan ang singsing mo! nalaglag kanina
              pag-ihi ko..!   ;D ;D



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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #90 on: April 21, 2010, 06:58:18 AM »
Nakit-an sa bana nga ang wedding ring didto gisuot sa kumagko.

Bana: Ngano nga na wrong finger man ang imong singsing Dear?
Asawa: Dear Dear paka, because I selected a wrong husband.
Bana: Ha.. ha...ha,

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« Reply #91 on: April 21, 2010, 07:29:10 AM »
May isang bata pumunta sa heaven at nakita niya si San pedro nagbabantay sa labas ng gate at
  pinapasok siya at maraming orasan nakadikit sa pader at tinanong ng bata si San Pedro

bata: San pedro bakit po ang daming orasan dito sa Heaven?

San pedro: kasi ang orasan na yan ay mga ginagawa ng tao kung may nagawang siyang kasalanan gagalaw iyan

bata: ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at hindi ito gumagalaw)

bata: San Pedro bakit hindi ito gumagalaw

San Pedro: dahil Madre iyan

bata: ah, ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at mabagal itong gumalaw)

bata: San pedro bakit po ito ang bagal gumalaw?

san pedro: dahil mabait siya hindi siya gaanong nagkakasala

bata: ah ok teka muna nasaan yung kay ate glo?

San Pedro: ah kay Gloria na sa office ko, ginagawang Electric Fan.

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #92 on: April 21, 2010, 08:04:25 AM »
Ang Singsing ...


BF: Hon, huwag kang magagalit, ha? Nawawala kasi yung singsing na ibinigay mo sa akin..  :(

GF: Kung saan-saan mo kasi ipinapasok yang daliri mo! O, ayan ang singsing mo! nalaglag kanina
              pag-ihi ko..!   ;D ;D


Bwahaha!. Wala ba pud kaha tawon mawala ang diver's watch ni BF... ;D

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« Reply #93 on: April 21, 2010, 08:09:21 AM »
May isang bata pumunta sa heaven at nakita niya si San pedro nagbabantay sa labas ng gate at
  pinapasok siya at maraming orasan nakadikit sa pader at tinanong ng bata si San Pedro

bata: San pedro bakit po ang daming orasan dito sa Heaven?

San pedro: kasi ang orasan na yan ay mga ginagawa ng tao kung may nagawang siyang kasalanan gagalaw iyan

bata: ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at hindi ito gumagalaw)

bata: San Pedro bakit hindi ito gumagalaw

San Pedro: dahil Madre iyan

bata: ah, ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at mabagal itong gumalaw)

bata: San pedro bakit po ito ang bagal gumalaw?

san pedro: dahil mabait siya hindi siya gaanong nagkakasala

bata: ah ok teka muna nasaan yung kay ate glo?

San Pedro: ah kay Gloria na sa office ko, ginagawang Electric Fan.

Bwahaha! Maglupad-lupad jud ang bungot ni San Pedro! ;D

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« Reply #94 on: April 21, 2010, 08:23:47 AM »
Bwahaha! Maglupad-lupad jud ang bungot ni San Pedro! ;D

 San Pedro?

 Manok UGIS nga gitarian ni San Pedro:Nangutana, San Pedro, unsa maning imong gibutang sa akong tikod?
 San Pedro: Mao kanay TARI! Mao nay imong ipatay sa imong contra.
 Manok UGIS: Unya San Pedro, duna basay TARI ang akong contra?
 San Pedro: O, duna.
 Manok UGIS: Aww, dili nato ni masiguro San Pedro! :D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #95 on: April 21, 2010, 08:44:45 AM »
San Pedro?

 Manok UGIS nga gitarian ni San Pedro:Nangutana, San Pedro, unsa maning imong gibutang sa akong tikod?
 San Pedro: Mao kanay TARI! Mao nay imong ipatay sa imong contra.
 Manok UGIS: Unya San Pedro, duna basay TARI ang akong contra?
 San Pedro: O, duna.
 Manok UGIS: Aww, dili nato ni masiguro San Pedro! :D

hahahahaha, nanalaw tawn

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« Reply #96 on: April 21, 2010, 10:34:09 AM »
San Pedro?

 Manok UGIS nga gitarian ni San Pedro:Nangutana, San Pedro, unsa maning imong gibutang sa akong tikod?
 San Pedro: Mao kanay TARI! Mao nay imong ipatay sa imong contra.
 Manok UGIS: Unya San Pedro, duna basay TARI ang akong contra?
 San Pedro: O, duna.
 Manok UGIS: Aww, dili nato ni masiguro San Pedro! :D

Bwahaha!. Makahunahuna man lang pud tang Arthur Yap ani... ;D

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« Reply #97 on: April 21, 2010, 10:57:03 AM »
Life is what you make.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #98 on: April 21, 2010, 11:13:26 PM »
FACELIFT
Pasyente: Tagpila ang facelift?
Doktora: ang complete treatment kay tag P145,000.
Pasyente: ah kamahal gud!!! unsa may pinakabarato nga mahimong murag ko ug bata?
Doktora: diay tsupon, tag P20 lang. inig um-om nimo mura naka ug bata!


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« Reply #99 on: April 22, 2010, 12:44:29 AM »
FACELIFT
Pasyente: Tagpila ang facelift?
Doktora: ang complete treatment kay tag P145,000.
Pasyente: ah kamahal gud!!! unsa may pinakabarato nga mahimong murag ko ug bata?
Doktora: diay tsupon, tag P20 lang. inig um-om nimo mura naka ug bata!


wwaaahhhh ngano man gud magpabata pa gyud

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« Reply #100 on: April 22, 2010, 04:13:52 AM »
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden,
  a huge pack of Indians attacked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples.
The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face.
He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in.
He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes.
The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy.
After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second,
"Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing,
 "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

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« Reply #101 on: April 22, 2010, 04:44:28 AM »
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden,
  a huge pack of Indians attacked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples.
The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face.
He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in.
He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes.
The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy.
After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second,
"Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing,
 "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

hahahaha. maayo lang gani kay dili Durian.

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« Reply #102 on: April 22, 2010, 04:47:59 AM »
Mao gyud glace, unsaon kaha pagpasulod ana uy! hahahahaha

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« Reply #103 on: April 22, 2010, 04:49:15 AM »
Mao gyud glace, unsaon kaha pagpasulod ana uy! hahahahaha

hahaha...pagkakita tingali sa iyang dala nga pineapple, nakapasalamat tingali siya kay wa niya pilia ang Nagka. hahahah

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« Reply #104 on: April 22, 2010, 12:35:17 PM »
hahahaha. maayo lang gani kay dili Durian.

waahhhh walay pasaylo gyud basta durian hahaha

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« Reply #105 on: April 22, 2010, 10:44:49 PM »
si maam tekla usa ka maestra nagtudlo ug english sa usa ka klase.
si cosme usa sa labing sipat sa klase ug nutado nga dili kahibaw ug bugal-bugalon pa jud.

ms. tekla: class, our lesson for today is about tag questions.
cosme: maam, what is a tag question?
ms. tekla: tag question is a grammatical structure in which a declarative statement or an imperative is turned into a question by adding an interrogative fragment and that is called the "tag". for example, open the window, will you? she doesn't really want those apples, does she? understood class?
whole class: yes maam.
ms. tekla: now, cosme give me an example of a sentence with a tag question.
cosme (confident kaayo): ms tekla is very beautiful, isn't she?
ms. tekla: very good cosme. binisay-a kuno imong gisulti.
cosme: si ms. tekla kay gwapa kaayo, wala ka kuyapi?

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« Reply #106 on: April 22, 2010, 11:36:25 PM »
si maam tekla usa ka maestra nagtudlo ug english sa usa ka klase.
si cosme usa sa labing sipat sa klase ug nutado nga dili kahibaw ug bugal-bugalon pa jud.

ms. tekla: class, our lesson for today is about tag questions.
cosme: maam, what is a tag question?
ms. tekla: tag question is a grammatical structure in which a declarative statement or an imperative is turned into a question by adding an interrogative fragment and that is called the "tag". for example, open the window, will you? she doesn't really want those apples, does she? understood class?
whole class: yes maam.
ms. tekla: now, cosme give me an example of a sentence with a tag question.
cosme (confident kaayo): ms tekla is very beautiful, isn't she?
ms. tekla: very good cosme. binisay-a kuno imong gisulti.
cosme: si ms. tekla kay gwapa kaayo, wala ka kuyapi?

hahahaha ako gi-kuyapan ..

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« Reply #107 on: April 23, 2010, 02:54:12 AM »
si maam tekla usa ka maestra nagtudlo ug english sa usa ka klase.
si cosme usa sa labing sipat sa klase ug nutado nga dili kahibaw ug bugal-bugalon pa jud.

ms. tekla: class, our lesson for today is about tag questions.
cosme: maam, what is a tag question?
ms. tekla: tag question is a grammatical structure in which a declarative statement or an imperative is turned into a question by adding an interrogative fragment and that is called the "tag". for example, open the window, will you? she doesn't really want those apples, does she? understood class?
whole class: yes maam.
ms. tekla: now, cosme give me an example of a sentence with a tag question.
cosme (confident kaayo): ms tekla is very beautiful, isn't she?
ms. tekla: very good cosme. binisay-a kuno imong gisulti.
cosme: si ms. tekla kay gwapa kaayo, wala ka kuyapi?

 BNC! Good 1! Na TAG si tekla :D

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« Reply #108 on: April 24, 2010, 04:02:40 AM »
Kapating gyud nimo Cosme, sero imong  grado karon  ;D

Here's more joke;

Matapobre
Ina: anak, tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa celfon, pauwiin mo dito
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Anak: Inay babae po ang sumagot.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #109 on: April 24, 2010, 04:15:24 AM »
A couple stood before the preacher to be married.
  The boy's hair was as long as the girl's.
  It was difficult to tell the two apart.
So, the minister said, "Whichever one you are,
                          take whichever one this is,
             to be whatever you are going to be."

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #110 on: April 24, 2010, 04:31:40 AM »
Timailhan nga tigulang na jud si Tarzan:

1. layo ang tinan-awan, duol ang inihian

2. katulgon kung maglingkod, di makatulong kung maghigda

3. mahinumduman ang dugay nang panahon, makalimot sa bag-ong hitabo

4. may gihunahuna ang utok, way mahimo ang ulok

5. sa una gahi nga gahulat, karon gahulat kanus-a mogahi

6. sa una, mogahi dayon kung masaghiran, karon di na bisan pa'g bilangkaran

Looy pod!  ;D ;D ;D
hahahahaha murag hapit nako aning panahuna

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #111 on: April 24, 2010, 06:30:13 AM »
LOL, sakit akong baba ug kinagiki sa inyong mga jokes oi!

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #112 on: April 24, 2010, 06:59:30 AM »
Ha..ha..,ha...., he...,he.bwa...ha ...na lang pud ko..

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« Reply #113 on: April 24, 2010, 08:00:21 AM »
si maam tekla usa ka maestra nagtudlo ug english sa usa ka klase.
si cosme usa sa labing sipat sa klase ug nutado nga dili kahibaw ug bugal-bugalon pa jud.

ms. tekla: class, our lesson for today is about tag questions.
cosme: maam, what is a tag question?
ms. tekla: tag question is a grammatical structure in which a declarative statement or an imperative is turned into a question by adding an interrogative fragment and that is called the "tag". for example, open the window, will you? she doesn't really want those apples, does she? understood class?
whole class: yes maam.
ms. tekla: now, cosme give me an example of a sentence with a tag question.
cosme (confident kaayo): ms tekla is very beautiful, isn't she?
ms. tekla: very good cosme. binisay-a kuno imong gisulti.
cosme: si ms. tekla kay gwapa kaayo, wala ka kuyapi?

tua pa, kay gipabisaya ni maam. kabalo naman unta siya nga bolok-bolok nis cosme. nakadungog noon siya sa tinood. hehehe.


hahahahaha murag hapit nako aning panahuna


pila naman katimaan ang naa nimo, dave? hahahahahaha

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #114 on: April 24, 2010, 08:04:12 AM »
Ma'am Tekla (na pod): class our lesson for today is about the human body.

Cosme: Ma'am, is that true that the size of a woman's vagina is as big as the size of her mouth?

Ma'am Tekla (nitubag pero pina-ugom ang baba): izzzz thsat sooooooow?



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #115 on: April 24, 2010, 10:56:06 PM »
Ma'am Tekla (na pod): class our lesson for today is about the human body.

Cosme: Ma'am, is that true that the size of a woman's vagina is as big as the size of her mouth?

Ma'am Tekla (nitubag pero pina-ugom ang baba): izzzz thsat sooooooow?



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

good teacher... naka-bantay kay uban pa to dakung "WHAT!" man gyud hahaha

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« Reply #116 on: April 24, 2010, 10:58:12 PM »
good teacher... naka-bantay kay uban pa to dakung "WHAT!" man gyud hahaha

whahahaha, mao nang masakpan unsay size.

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #117 on: April 25, 2010, 09:22:45 PM »
M1: My son is a priest, everyone calls him Father.

M2: Mine is a cardinal, everyone calls him your Eminence.

M3: My son is a NUDE DANCER, everyone says "Oh my GOD".


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« Reply #118 on: April 25, 2010, 09:56:28 PM »
whahahaha, mao nang masakpan unsay size.

Kon "What" ang isulti, matay, dako jud jamo...

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« Reply #119 on: April 25, 2010, 11:17:51 PM »
Kon "What" ang isulti, matay, dako jud jamo...

hahaha. unya, ending-an pag "NOOOO!"

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