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What the internet lingo really means
« on: August 09, 2013, 11:02:16 PM »
What it really means:

40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No boobs
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat, hates men
Free Spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open Minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
Needs soul mate = Stalker

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Re: What the internet lingo really means
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2013, 12:59:52 AM »
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Re: What the internet lingo really means
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2013, 01:01:30 AM »
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy... hmmm, can I add my silingan ug barkada? ;D

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Re: What the internet lingo really means
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2013, 01:03:39 AM »
Adventurous = Slept with everyone... agiwwww ::)

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Re: What the internet lingo really means
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2013, 01:05:04 AM »
Free Spirit = Junkie... bwahahahaha! :P

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Re: What the internet lingo really means
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2013, 01:06:02 AM »
Professional = Bitch.... ajejejeje >:(

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Re: What the internet lingo really means
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2013, 01:07:20 AM »
Needs soul mate = Stalker... daghan kaha nis TB? ;D :P

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Re: What the internet lingo really means
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2013, 01:30:34 AM »
hehe.  my mouth is tak-omized. 8)

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Re: What the internet lingo really means
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2013, 04:28:14 AM »
Needs soul mate = Stalker... daghan kaha nis TB? ;D :P
not many. just me :(

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