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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2012, 01:41:47 PM »
Husband: Hon, di ko kauli ron kay gabii na kaayo, kuyog ming pare juan dulag badminton.

Wife: ok ra hon. Au2x mo diha.

Man: unsa naman say pasangil niya?

Wife: kuyog kuno mo.

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2012, 04:33:09 PM »

Wife: ok ra hon. Au2x mo diha.


mga iro gid ni sila au au.  tits mi haw to dogi dogi..

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2012, 07:58:07 PM »
mga iro gid ni sila au au.  tits mi haw to dogi dogi..

pa-vaccinate usa ug anti-rabies, bolbs.  pakapini ug anti-distemper ug anti-farvo. ;D

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2013, 03:30:34 PM »
Sa sulod sa jeep, naay Nursing student nga nag sige ug kulitog sa iyang ilong.

Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Day, unsay gikuha nimo?
Estudyante: Nursing.
Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Aw! Abi nakog kugmo.

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2013, 03:31:02 PM »
Doc: Iha, mukhang pumapayat ka at hinang hina pa.

Sinunod mo ba advice ko na 3 meals a day?

Girl: Diyos ko! 3 meals a day ba? Akala ko 3 males a day eh!!


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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2013, 03:31:24 PM »
AyoooOO! Asa imOng MAMA dong?

PEDRO: kay Ngano man te?

Bahin sa Utang

PEDRO: Nilakaw raba si MAMA gahapon pa

Aw, Mo bayad unta ko sa akong Utang

PEDRO: Pero Naabot na siya ganiha pa

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2013, 03:31:42 PM »
AMAHAN: Oh nak, nganOng ga hilak ka man?

ANAK: kanang wala man gud ko gihatagan og KAPE sa akong amigo sa " HAYA" sa iyang Papa

AMAHAN: Ay pasagda-e rato nak KAPE sa bitaw na.

ANAK: Mubalos ta Pa, Og MAMATAY sad ka Pa dili sad na naku siya Hatagan og KAPE. Promise gyud na pa! Promise!

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2013, 03:32:11 PM »
In a classy bar:
GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single
FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double
PINOY: (magpaila pa diay ta usa maka order?) Waiter, Pablo Taklob, married

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2013, 03:32:29 PM »
Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, gidala among lima ka anak
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! I-uli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana! Bagag nawong!

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2013, 09:04:08 PM »
Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, gidala among lima ka anak
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! I-uli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana! Bagag nawong!



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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2013, 10:13:22 PM »
AyoooOO! Asa imOng MAMA dong?

PEDRO: kay Ngano man te?

Bahin sa Utang

PEDRO: Nilakaw raba si MAMA gahapon pa

Aw, Mo bayad unta ko sa akong Utang

PEDRO: Pero Naabot na siya ganiha pa
;D

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2013, 11:11:52 PM »
May ara na pinoy kag poriner sang dalan.

Pedro bumps a poriner ....
Pedro: ay sorry
Poriner: Sorry 2.
Pedro: sorry 3!
Poriner: What are you sorry 4?
Pedro: sori 5!
Poriner: I think you are sick!
Pedro: Bwahahaa sick kuno! Bugo ay, six oi!

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2013, 11:16:08 PM »

mga iro gid ni sila au au.  tits mi haw to dogi dogi..

pa-vaccinate usa ug anti-rabies, bolbs.  pakapini ug anti-distemper ug anti-farvo. ;D

may ara IRO bright kaajo imong pamangkoton 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAJO ANG IRO.



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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2013, 11:56:35 PM »
hahahahaha!  mabuing ko ani nga thread.  disappear ug ahat akong duka ug kinatawa ani. :)

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2013, 10:11:34 PM »
Boy: apartment ka bah?

Girl (Tagalog): bakit?

Boy: pwede pa-upa?


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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2013, 10:18:04 PM »
Lecturer: Who among you had experience to hve sex with a ghost?

(a farmer raises his hand)

Lecturer: Really? How does it feel to have sex with a ghost?

Farmer: Ai pastilan abi kog goats! Pastilan!



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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2013, 10:33:16 PM »
Kigwa kag Bitok

Duruha ka mag Komare naga tsismisanay.

Komare-1: Mare, ajaw gid kaikag sang akon na hambal ha?
           hambal ko gid gamay sang  o10 sang imon bana haw, daw bitok gid
           blah. Malipay ka gid ana haw?

Komare-2: Si Mare baya lipay gid oi, mo gilok man gani hang Kigwa,
            kana pa kahang daw bitok haw!  (kilig...)



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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #57 on: January 25, 2013, 10:35:39 AM »
Ha.., ha..., ha..., naa pay lain.

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2013, 04:05:58 PM »
mga iro gid ni sila au au.  tits mi haw to dogi dogi..

Ilara ko tits. Iniro is yor piborit stayl... ;D

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2013, 05:24:24 PM »
Ilara ko tits. Iniro is yor piborit stayl... ;D

indi bay hubs, pitsas birada kay bisan manogborot sama ani gid:



Mag Uyab managlakat sang Plaza

Gilplin: lab, ka i hion gid ako haw!

Boyplin: ok..diha lang gid sang kasagbotan...(samtang nangihi, gi hikap-hikap ni boyplin ang paa sang gilplin, may ara sijang nahawidan, taas sa tunga sa paa,

Boyplin: Atay!!! Bajot diay ka?

Gilplin: Amew!! nausob akong hunahuna..... NALIBANG KO.   ;D


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ILOY:   Teh, way man minghibi ka haw?

NENE: Nakapasar man gid ko sang test tay.

ILOY:  Aw ayo gid kay nakapasar ka haw, way gid man subject haw?

NENE:   Pregnancy Test tay.

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Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan
« Reply #60 on: February 27, 2013, 10:04:05 AM »
Nganong maguros man ang Bol-anon malibang?
    ..."aron moguwa dajon ang tai."                                       

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