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« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2012, 04:36:37 PM »
gf: magtagu-anay ta!


Bf: cge bah! unsay premyo naku pagmakit-an taka?


Gf: mag jer2x tah!

Bf: wow! unyag ddi tka maki-an?


Gf: aayyyy makalagot man ka oi basta naa raku luyo sa drum….

har har gitikag usab si Lolla...

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« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2012, 04:39:02 PM »
o cge pero kitang duha ang mag taumbling2x...heheheh


pagsure... ikaw lang tumbling kay wala man ko nangitag bali sa akong lawas... hahahahah

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« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2012, 04:41:10 PM »
gf: magtagu-anay ta!


Bf: cge bah! unsay premyo naku pagmakit-an taka?


Gf: mag jer2x tah!

Bf: wow! unyag ddi tka maki-an?


Gf: aayyyy makalagot man ka oi basta naa raku luyo sa drum….

har har gitikag usab si Lolla...



corniks....hahahahahaha

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« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2012, 04:42:06 PM »
sure lagi ko nga deli ka mabali... :D ;D

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« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2012, 04:43:17 PM »
sure lagi ko nga deli ka mabali... :D ;D

hahahaha tama basta mga lamorok flexible man diay na.... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2012, 04:43:26 PM »


corniks....hahahahahaha

haha ganahan siguro siya mukaun ug mais ikw la dle diay? ;D ;D

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« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2012, 04:46:00 PM »
haha ganahan siguro siya mukaun ug mais ikw la dle diay? ;D ;D

sa una ganahan himoon namo na pulutan mao inig suka usahay tibuok pa... hahahahah

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« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2012, 04:51:28 PM »
sa una ganahan himoon namo na pulutan mao inig suka usahay tibuok pa... hahahahah

ewwwwwww.... ;D

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« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2012, 04:52:43 PM »
ewwwwwww.... ;D


hahahahaha c'mon those were the days... mura baya ka ug wa ka testing mahubog magsuka...

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« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2012, 06:20:56 PM »

hahahahaha c'mon those were the days... mura baya ka ug wa ka testing mahubog magsuka...

ewww...tunlon man nako akong sinuka ..wahaha.. :D

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« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2012, 06:22:21 PM »
ewww...tunlon man nako akong sinuka ..wahaha.. :D


saba behhhhh.... mas ewww ka... hahahahah

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« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2012, 06:23:46 PM »
Girl: Tikman mo tong cake. Masarap. Gawa kasi ng mama at papa ko eh..
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Boy: Ikaw nalang titikman ko. Gawa ka rin naman ng mama at papa mo eh..

weeehheh..

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« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2012, 06:27:59 PM »
BANA: tab-ang ang kape, bugnaw ang kan-on, lasaw ang sabaw!


Unsaon man pgakagana nato ini?


ASAWA: Sobra na ka ha! nireklamo bako gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?

wahahah... :D ;D itlog maalat diay ang nakaun ni missis.. :D



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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2012, 06:32:35 PM »
On wedding night, man asks wife: Akala ko ba first boyfriend mo ko? Bakit? hindi ka na virgin?
Wife: Ikaw talaga ang first boyfriend ko. Yung iba, customers ko lang. Peks man!


tumbling si Engr. Pikoy... hehehehe

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« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2012, 06:37:50 PM »
sayo sa buntag

Apo: lo, nagpula man imong simud, naglipstick ka lo?


Lolo: (milantaw sa samin)


Letse! ning imung lola, wala jud mgsulti gabii nga...

gidugo diay xa! ...

wahahaha...


balitok Lolla jenneth...

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« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2012, 06:40:08 PM »
BATA: ayu! palit ko!

TINDERA: unsa paliton nmo dong?

BATA: juice daw nang, knang sa litro pack.

TINDERA: knang powder?


BATA: ngano man? Naay bareta?


wehehe...sayaw Lolla..:D :D

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« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2012, 06:41:54 PM »
Sa may E-load Station

BATA: AYO! Te naa mo'y load?

Tindera: Naa dong.

BATA: Pa text...



hehehehe ligid Engr...

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« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2012, 06:46:41 PM »
Seksi: Dok, paano ko malalaman na s3x maniac ako?
Dok: Meron tayong gagawing mga test, iha. Pero bago ang lahat… bitiwan mo muna ang itlog ko, please?


weeehhh.... tumbling tukod dila Engr... heheheehhe


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« Reply #58 on: October 07, 2012, 06:47:16 PM »
2 ka rapist nadakpan.




BIKTIMA: Sir, hayop jud kanang isa, huhu..prisoha na cya!

PULIS: kadtong isa diay miss?

BIKTIMA: dli lang chief, kay looy man. murag wlay mama, kusog kau mototoy bah!


wahaha....lupad Lolla... ;D

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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #59 on: October 07, 2012, 06:49:47 PM »
Policeman arresting a prostitute:

Prosti: I'm not selling s3x.
Policeman: Then what are you selling?
Prosti: I'm selling condoms with free demonstration.


sirko balintong Engr.... hahahaha

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« Reply #60 on: October 07, 2012, 06:52:02 PM »
It feels good to hear your loveone say,

“anhi daw ka diri ingon si mama”

But it feels much better to hear your loveone say,

“anhi diri balay kay wala si mama”

Aguy, sure nah gyud ni Lolla pangandam na...hahaha...

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« Reply #61 on: October 07, 2012, 06:54:14 PM »
ngekk... i wonder... kinsa kaha akong ingnan ana :P :P :P

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« Reply #62 on: October 07, 2012, 06:54:56 PM »
Heart: mahal ko talaga siya

Brain: alam ko sobra pa nga diba?

Heart: alam mo pala bakit pilit mo pa

siyng kinakalimutan?

Brain: kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan

Stomach: sa sobra mong pagmamahal

di ka na kumakain

Liver: korek!!palagi ka pang umiinom,n

aapiktuhan na kami ni kidney

Lungs: ako din nahihirapan ng huminga

Heart: ensya na guys huh?tanga lang kasi eh





Lubot:           estoryahee….......




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« Reply #63 on: October 07, 2012, 06:57:45 PM »
Hikap-hikapa ang liki

Tuslok-tusloka ang tunga

Bukikia ang pikas

Bulikata ang buak

Inig agas sa puti

Supsopa ang tunga

Ingon ana ang hustong pagkaon sa kaymito,....



weeee..... heehehehehe

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« Reply #64 on: October 07, 2012, 06:57:53 PM »
ngekk... i wonder... kinsa kaha akong ingnan ana :P :P :P

weeeee...some where in the kilid diay..hahah

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« Reply #65 on: October 07, 2012, 07:02:35 PM »
3 stupid stages of life!

teenage:
Have Time + energy...but No Money.


Working Age:
Have Money + Energy...but No Time.


Old Age:
Have Time + Money...but no Energy.


korek ba? wehehe..

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« Reply #66 on: October 07, 2012, 07:02:37 PM »
weeeee...some where in the kilid diay..hahah


wa ma'y tao dire sa akong kiliran... hehehe hulat lang ko moabot ang Nov. 1 kay mangalag ko ana.. .hehehe

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« Reply #67 on: October 07, 2012, 07:08:47 PM »
An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy
Consultant: “What Is Your Name?”
Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir”

Consultant: “Sex?”

Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week”

Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?”

Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels”

Consultant: “Holy Cow”

Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too”

Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?”

Arab: “Horse Style, Dog Style, Any Style”

Consultant: “Ohhh Dear”

Arab: “Deer? Nop, They Run Too Fast“


dagan Lolla,..hehe :D

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« Reply #68 on: October 07, 2012, 07:13:00 PM »
A gun can kill,fire can burn,wind can chill
anger can rage until it tears you apart
but the power of my smile,with cute eyes pa pastilan!
apil kagaw hapla!



hapa Engineer!!!! hahahahahha

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« Reply #69 on: October 09, 2012, 09:23:28 AM »
WHAT IF BOYS HAVE MONTHLY PERIOD?
would they also say,
"part, awa daw,
nalapsan ko?"
or

"bai, dli ko mgbasketbol ron, naa nku.."

"doh, ugma nlng ta mgdota, skit kaau akong pus.on, gidysmenorrhea ko.."

ang pnaka chui

"bro, naa kai extra napkin dra? kanang wid wings, borrow ko bi, ilisan lng nya tka!

Ang pinaka hadlok jud '' brad wak0 dug'a kr0n buwaNa.. Sa0n mani r0n?




bwahahahahahha

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« Reply #70 on: October 09, 2012, 04:22:07 PM »
BF: Honey, mura kag Selecta, you’re so yummy!
GF: Aw, ikaw babe mura kag Krispy Kreme, you’re so sweet!
BF: Kanindot, ikaw mura kag Starbucks, so addictive!
GF: Ikaw mura kag Jollibee, langhap sarap.
BF: Mura kag Mang Inasal, affordable.
… GF: Haha. Mura kag pongko2, slightly dirty.
BF: Ikaw mura kag pinirito, oily!
GF: Mura kag sinugba, negro!
BF: Mura kag buwad, parehas mog baho!
GF: Mura kag inun-unan, parehas ka aslum sa imong bugan!
BF: Ikaw ginamos!
GF: Ikaw bugok nga itlog!
BF: Pan-os ka!
GF: Sinuka sa hubog!
BF: Tae!
GF: Buwag nata!
BF: Maypa!


bwahahahaha...tago Lollaa....

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« Reply #71 on: October 09, 2012, 04:27:22 PM »
anak ug papa

Papa:

hoi! unsang oras na? nganu krn rka nkauli?

anak:

ah unsang klaseng knabuhia? ako pai
pangutan.on ug oras! maayog gidala2 ko nang relo!
kadaku sa orasan dha wla moi initiative mutan-aw?
ako pai hulaton pra pangutan-on sa oras!
matulog nko oi! naguba akong mood!

papa:

ay sori nak...


wehehe...skrima Lollaaa....;D



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« Reply #72 on: October 09, 2012, 04:31:57 PM »
lolo at apo

lolo: apo magtago ka! baka makita ka ng teacher mo, nag absent ka diba..!


apo: opo lolo! kayo din po magtago.


lolo: bakit?


apo: kasi excuse ko po namatay lolo ko… peace


wahahaha..lugod Lollaa...

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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #74 on: October 09, 2012, 04:45:46 PM »
In a kindergaten class, the little girl asked:


girl: mam, mabubuntis po ba yung 40 yrs old???
teacher: oo
girl: yung 20?
teacher: oo
…girl: yung 5 yrs old???
teacher: hindi

(little boy whispered)

boy: sabi ko sayo eh… wag kang kabahan… :>

 totoy ikaw na! hahahaha..

;D

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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #75 on: October 09, 2012, 04:52:52 PM »
PULIS AT LOLA…


PULIS: LoLa, bakit nyo po sinaksak ung rapist?.

lOLA: damuhong un! Aba, matapos ako ihiga at hubaran, biglang tumayo at cnabi… .


“joke Lng Lola! Mano po!.

.eh serious kaya ako, papikit pikit pa nga ako eh..! .


wahahaha...ambak lollaa.....
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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #76 on: October 09, 2012, 05:06:55 PM »
Anak: Mom I know the "TRUTH".
Mom: Ha!! Eto?? 500 wag kang maingay sa Dad mo!!
Anak: Dad I know the "TRUTH"
Dad: Ha!! Eto?? 1,000 huwag kang mag ingay sa Mom mo!!
Anak: : ( ok aa..:D Pagkakakitaan ko na to aa :D:D:D!!)
subukan ko nga sa katulong!!
"Inday I KNOW THE "TRUTH"
INDAY: Sa wakas!!!!!!!!Yakapin mo nga ako anak.




weeeeeee sayaw gangnam style Engr!!!!!

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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #77 on: October 09, 2012, 05:13:36 PM »
GIRL & BOY


girl: hayop ka! pagkatapos mo pasubo at pablow

sakin, ipputok mo pa mukha ko?

boy: di q na mapigilan ehh.










girl: Cge bili ka ulit ng plastic balloon!


wahaha...Lolla unsa man.......;D




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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #78 on: October 09, 2012, 05:24:09 PM »
Teacher: Tikyo unsa may generic name sa biogesic?

Tikyo : Paracetamol ma'am. Ma,am, si Tikyo ang nangutana sa teacher, Unsa may generic name sa condom?

Teacher : Naa bay generic nang condom Tikyo?

Tikyo : Naa ma'am oi. PARASATUMOY.




para sa Pikoy... heheheheh

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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #79 on: October 09, 2012, 05:39:44 PM »
WIFE UG HUSBAND

wife: huboa akong panty,

husband: oh, hubo nah!

wife: huboa akong bra,

husband: oh, hubo jna!















wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha?
bayota ka!


wahaha...hay naku Lolla,...

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