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He he, pangutana og seaman, Bay Vots, sagad nila naa man kuno ani...

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Tikbong: (nagpakalooy mood) Olga kanus a man nimu dawaton akong gugma...

Olga: Dawaton ko ang imong gugma Bong kung ma wa na ang imong pagkahambogero, subra ka ra kahambogero!

Tikbong: Matuman kana Olga, gikan karon wagtangun ko na ang akong pagka hambogero. Gikan karon isaad ko kanimo, nga dili ko na isul-ob ang akong T-shirt na akong napalit gikan sa Italy na 80 mil pesos, dili ko na isul-ob akong sapatos na akong napalit gikan sa Germany nga 90 mil pesos, ang akong sunglass nga napalit na tag 40 mil pesos...

Olga: Nah! Samot!


He he...

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most favorite subject? RECESS of course...

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$90,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?”






Lesson: ayaw pataka ug bilin sa inyong mobile phone... I feel sorry for the phone owner hehehehe

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The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby."
The smiling husband said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."
"No," she replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."
The husband again asked "So what do you say to the others?"
The nurse replied, "The baby looks just like you."


may gani wala maliwat sa silingan hehehehe

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kaluoy sa tag iya sa phone... basin milyonaryo pud kay gipang bilin ra man ang phone..hehe

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joke ra oi... heheheh

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liwat diay ni si bong ni balong . hinoon, hambog lang ko mo estorya pero wa koy sun glass nga mahalon, podpod na ang sapatos, gisi ang tshirt. not because i cant buy expensive things. i dont need them. im just comfortable being myself. short pants lang kanunay

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Teacher: Juan read your 500-word essay in front of the whole class.

JUAN: “My Doggy.” Bow! I have a doggy! My doggy is lost. So, I went outside the house and looked for my doggy! Tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy….. (478 times)

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yaks... ka kalas og beddings..

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Pangako wlang limutan
kasi ikaw langit ako lupa
ikaw Atop ako Salog
Ganyan kita ka love palage kang nasa itaas
ako KAHOY ikaw Unggoy!



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boy: hulog ka ng langit...
girl: aysussss! karaan na ng estoryaha kadungog nako anah!
boy: nalumping man gud imong nawong...

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isang babae ngpapadede ng anak sa bus..

Babae: (galit)..ayaw mo dumede? ibibigay ko 'to sa lalaking katabi ko

20 mins na pero ayaw pa rin dumede

Babae: (lalong galit)..ayaw mo talagang dumede ha! ibibigay ko talaga sa lalaking katabi ko!

Lalake: mam, magdesisyon na kayo..dapat kanina pa ako bumaba eh!



bwahahahahha... dili siya tantong excited pod

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2 killers naghulat sa ilang patyon.

Killer 1: Pre, dugaya puds atong patyon oi.

Killer 2: Lagi pre, wa lang untay nahitabo sa iya noh?
            Mabalaka mn sad ta oi.

***

HOROSCOPE para karong adlawa:

Makakita ka ug butang nga makapahiubos ug makapalagot nimo.

Mas maayong likayan nga butang: SAMIN.

***

Nagdamgo ko kagabii
Break na kuno mi
Grabe gyo nakong hilaka
Pagmata nako
Kalit ko nakatawa
Kalimot ko
Wa man diay koy oyab.

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Mga Pinoy, Intsek ug Hapon sa Saudi nag pustahay kon kinsa ang maka pronawns sa pulong nga "Bulaklak at Paroparo".

Ang mga Pinoy mipusta ug dako Sa ilang paisano.

Intsek: "Bulaklak at Palopalo", ang intsek pildi kay dili maka pronawns ug litra nga "R".

Hapon: "Burakrak at Paruparu", ang hapon pildi kay dili
makalitok ug litra nga "L".

Pinoy: "Buyakyak at Payopayo", labaw pang
napildi, kay taga Surigao man diay ang kontestant.


Bwahaha! Maypa matuyog na lang sa bayay nga wayay haboy-haboy...



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Sa grade 1 pa si Erap, nakigkomparar siya sa iyang mga classmates kung kinsay mas dako og pikoy.  Iyang naobserbahan nga mas dako ra kaayo ang iyaha kay sa uban.  Pag-abot niya sa ilang balay, iyang gipangutana iyang amahan.


Erap: Pa, akong gikomparar akong pikoy sa akong mga classmates.  Mas dako kaayo akoa.  Kaliwat ba na nato nga dagko?

Amahan: Dili, Dong.  Mas dako jud ang imoha, kay 21 anyos na man ka!


Bwahaha!

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