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« Reply #120 on: October 14, 2012, 04:14:50 PM »
PINOY HENYO
WORD: *KUTSILYO*
Boy1: Tao?
Boy2: Hindi!
Boy1: Bagay?
Boy2: Oo!
Boy1: Sa bahay?
Boy2: Oo! Oo!
Boy1: Sa kusina ba?
Boy2: Oo! Oo!
Boy1: Ginagamit sa pagluluto?
Boy2: Hindi!
Boy1: Panghiwa?
Boy2: Oo! Oo!
Boy1: Panghiwa ng sibuyas?
Boy2: Oo! Oo! Oo!
Boy1: Panghiwa ng karne?
Boy2: Oo! Oo!
Boy1: PASS!
Boy2: $%$##!%$^ MO!


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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #121 on: October 16, 2012, 09:09:28 PM »
TATAY:Anak, magsabi ka ng totoo... bagsak ka daw sa English?
JUAN:Tay, who's rumorer telled you this?
TATAY:Bagsak nga!


weeee...way lingaw!!!

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« Reply #122 on: October 17, 2012, 05:33:46 PM »
My 2 sister n hinahabol ng rapis until umabot cila sa isang kanto...

Sr1:sister dun ka sa kaliwa ako nalaang papahabol!

Nakatakas c sr2..after 1 hour.. Sa simbhan..

Sr2: sister! Bakit wala kang palda!
Sr1: sinadya kong magpahabol sister!
Sr2:ano?! Bakit? San na yung rapis? Anu ginawa nyo?
Sr1: xempre tinanggal ko palda ko!
Sr2: ha?! O tapos?
Sr1: xempre binba nya pantalon nya!
Sr2: naku po diyos ko! O tapos sister??



Sr1: xempre tumakbo na ako d2, masmabilis tumakbo ang babaeng walang palda kesa as lalaking nakababa ang pantalon!

hahaha borringgggg....

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« Reply #123 on: October 17, 2012, 05:44:57 PM »
MATH CLASS:

GURO: jUaN, kUnG aKo'Y mAy 5 aNaK sA uNaNg aSaWa aT 7 nAmAn sA pAnGaLaWa aT 3 sA pAnGaTLo, mEr0n ac0hNg ? . . .

JUAN: KALANDIAN p0h . . .iSa kAnG kErEnGkEnG mA'aM, mALaNdi kA, hALiPaRoT, kALaDkAriN, mAkAti, mAhiLiG, pAriWaRa, p0kPoK, iMoRaL . . .

GURO: uMuPo kA, tAnG iNa mOh, di kA mAkAkApAsA gAg0!


jUAn: hala...


buinggggggg......

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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #124 on: October 17, 2012, 06:00:01 PM »

Laki: Gang, tan.aw tag sine.

Babayi: sige, dili ka manguot?

Laki: Dili oi.

Babayi: Dili ka manghikap?

Laki: Dili lagi, grabe sad nang manghikap ah

Babayi: Na hala, pagsolog tan.aw didto!





Laki: PESTud, MAYPAG NIINGON KOG OO BA, tsk  tsk

;D



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« Reply #125 on: October 17, 2012, 06:15:52 PM »
Pikoy: Ipapasok ko na ha?

Lolla: Dahan-dahan lang ha!

Pikoy: ako ang bahala!

Lolla: aahhh...ang sarap

Pikoy: ididiin ko pa!

Lolla: oo sige...ikot-ikutin mo rin...aaahhhhh





Pikoy: ayan malinis na! kabilang tenga naman


;D :D ;D

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« Reply #126 on: October 17, 2012, 07:24:31 PM »
Nanay: Hala Teban, kaon ning akong gulay kay makahamis sa atong dagway.
Teban: Sayang..., Nay, busag ko sa namatyan. SEgi na lang Nay, iiiiiibubo na lang sa
             akong dagway

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« Reply #127 on: October 17, 2012, 07:36:43 PM »
Nanay: Hala Teban, kaon ning akong gulay kay makahamis sa atong dagway.
Teban: Sayang..., Nay, busag ko sa namatyan. SEgi na lang Nay, iiiiiibubo na lang sa
             akong dagway

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #128 on: October 17, 2012, 08:42:30 PM »
MARIA:Lagot ginabi ako! Ano sasabihin ko ke itay?
JUAN:Unahan mo! ganto sabihin mo pagpasok na pagpasok mo na bahay: 'Bkit ngayon lang ako umuwi ha? San ako galing? Sobra na ko! Pasok sa kuwarto!'

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« Reply #129 on: October 17, 2012, 08:52:09 PM »
MARIA:Lagot ginabi ako! Ano sasabihin ko ke itay?
JUAN:Unahan mo! ganto sabihin mo pagpasok na pagpasok mo na bahay: 'Bkit ngayon lang ako umuwi ha? San ako galing? Sobra na ko! Pasok sa kuwarto!'

hahay...pagkalaay Lolla oi lingawa ko b....:D


unsa may maayong e lingaw nmu nko la nga malingaw ko?..:D

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« Reply #130 on: October 17, 2012, 08:53:42 PM »
hahay...pagkalaay Lolla oi lingawa ko b....:D


unsa may maayong e lingaw nmu nko la nga malingaw ko?..:D


naaaaa... intawn, nangita pod ko ug lingaw hahahaha

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« Reply #131 on: October 17, 2012, 09:03:49 PM »

naaaaa... intawn, nangita pod ko ug lingaw hahahaha

anhaun tika para mag lingaw2x tang duha..wehehe..

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« Reply #132 on: October 17, 2012, 09:04:45 PM »
anhaun tika para mag lingaw2x tang duha..wehehe..


weli? asa man sa damgo? :P :P :P

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« Reply #133 on: October 17, 2012, 09:20:33 PM »

weli? asa man sa damgo? :P :P :P




sa damgo lang kitang duha lalalalalalalala...;D



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« Reply #134 on: October 17, 2012, 09:22:37 PM »


sa damgo lang kitang duha lalalalalalalala...;D




ay bored na bored si Engr... hehehe

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« Reply #135 on: October 18, 2012, 01:02:47 PM »
Bumili ang pari ng mga itlog, pero nawala eto nang tumalikod siya upang isara ang gate. Kaya't kinabukasan sa misa, tinanong niya ang mga tao tungkol sa mga itlog. At ganito ang nangyari:

Pari: Sinong may itlog?
(Tumayo ang mga lalaki.)

Pari: hindi, ang ibig sabihin ko sino'ng nakakita ng itlog?
(Tumayo ang mga babae.)

Pari:Mali, ang tinatanong ko kung sinong nakakita ng itlog ko?
(Tumayo ang mga madre.)

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« Reply #136 on: October 18, 2012, 06:40:54 PM »
Q: How will a gentleman say to his dinner date that he needs to go to the toilet?

A: Excuse me, I have to shake hands with a friend of mine who hopes to meet you after dinner.




weeeelliiii?!?!?!?!

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« Reply #137 on: October 18, 2012, 06:42:14 PM »
Tindera

tindera: HOII!kahit nagtitinda lang ako ng juice dito may mga anak ako na nasa UP, La Salle, UST etc.!

student:WOW!anong course nila?

tindira:wala!nagtitinda rin ng juice..




weeeeeeeeeeeee ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #138 on: October 18, 2012, 06:43:00 PM »
Juan talking to his gardener..

Juan: hoy! bakit hindi ka nagdidilig?
gardener: umuulan naman po eh

Juan: dat's no excuse! magpayong ka!!!




yyyoowwwnnnn naman!!!!

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« Reply #139 on: October 18, 2012, 06:49:19 PM »
o yeahhh mhennn....lab 8.....:D ;D fafa balongs mibalik kay gimingaw ni Lolla..heheh :D ;D

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« Reply #140 on: October 18, 2012, 06:50:52 PM »
o yeahhh mhennn....lab 8.....:D ;D fafa balongs mibalik kay gimingaw ni Lolla..heheh :D ;D


keber oi... his coming back here in TB has nothing to do with me... don't want to participate in that contest anymore either... better leave it na lang..  heheheh

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« Reply #141 on: October 18, 2012, 06:52:46 PM »

keber oi... his coming back here in TB has nothing to do with me... don't want to participate in that contest anymore either... better leave it na lang..  heheheh


weee...istoryaheeee....;D ;D

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« Reply #142 on: October 18, 2012, 06:53:38 PM »

weee...istoryaheeee....;D ;D


hahahaha bitaw nagka anam ug samok... diha na lang ko apil anang imong usa ka sakong sapal kontis beh..

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« Reply #143 on: October 18, 2012, 06:54:56 PM »

hahahaha bitaw nagka anam ug samok... diha na lang ko apil anang imong usa ka sakong sapal kontis beh..

wan sak of sapal w/ free kiss.. nga pinapaka..;D ;D

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« Reply #144 on: October 18, 2012, 06:56:04 PM »
wan sak of sapal w/ free kiss.. nga pinapaka..;D ;D


essstttooooooooooooooyyyyyyyy nimo Engr... hahaha

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« Reply #145 on: October 18, 2012, 07:02:02 PM »

essstttooooooooooooooyyyyyyyy nimo Engr... hahaha

hahaha..2g sako Lolla oi kay murag kafoy man c fafa..hahaha...cge sunod napod 2g napod dha ug sayo iha..heheh..

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« Reply #146 on: October 18, 2012, 07:04:11 PM »
hahaha..2g sako Lolla oi kay murag kafoy man c fafa..hahaha...cge sunod napod 2g napod dha ug sayo iha..heheh..


awkies Engr... nytie nyt ^_^

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« Reply #147 on: October 20, 2012, 12:23:51 AM »
ANG BOHOL ay este BOLOL:

BOY:  Mommy, batit ato boyoy?

Mom:  Kc di k p circumcised!

BOY: Ate, batit ato boyoy?

Ate:  Kc di k p tuli!

BOY:  Dadi, batit ato boyoy?

Dad:  Kati anak di k p tuyi!

 :P
 :P
 :P kinta naa ta inyo ona-ona  ???

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« Reply #148 on: October 20, 2012, 11:32:22 AM »
:P kinta naa ta inyo ona-ona  ???

  ;D


Ang dad kay ang tawag sa iyang kaugalingon,  BoyBuhoy... ;D

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« Reply #149 on: October 20, 2012, 02:08:24 PM »
Sa Hospital:
Doc: Bakit pumapayat ka iha, hindi mo ba sinusunod ang advise ko sa iyong 3 meals a day?
Babae: 3 meals a day po ba?… akala ko kasi 3 males a day.


weehh..

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« Reply #150 on: October 20, 2012, 02:15:33 PM »
Sa simbahan:
Pari: Ikaw Babae, tinatanggap mo ba ang Lalaking ito na maging kabiyak at magsasama sa hirap at ginhawa habang-buhay?
Babae: opo father
Pari: At ikaw naman lalaki,….Ikaw na naman? Kahapon ikaw na naman? Akala mo siguro hindi kita natatandaan?

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« Reply #151 on: October 20, 2012, 02:17:08 PM »
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« Reply #152 on: October 20, 2012, 02:24:39 PM »
Teacher: Class, Draw a fish.

Class: Yeeesss maam!

Teacher: tobol! Kahigko higko kag ka itom gid na ya sang drawing mo haw?

Tobol: kalma bala maam! Daw manul ka! Kita mo sinugba ni!

hehe...

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« Reply #153 on: October 20, 2012, 02:33:50 PM »
Si Tikyo sumulat sa ABS-CBN:
Please lang tanggalin ninyo yun mga tumatakbong messages sa baba ng TV screen sa oras ng balita.
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Si Nanay kasi ang ingay,kinakanta niya; akala niya karaoke. Salamat po.

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« Reply #154 on: October 20, 2012, 02:38:48 PM »
Sa nagligad nga adlaw ang isa ka iloy ginamulay nya ang iya nga bata nga si Tobol

Hambal sang Iloy, kay tobol  “Lapingasan ka gid nga bata, lamun nga lamun ka lang kabudlay sa imo suguon!”

Sabat sang tobol, “Nay, kung ang baboy gani damo makaun nalipay ka. Sin-o gid bala bata

mo, ‘nay?


Ako ukon ang baboy?”


wehehe..;

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« Reply #155 on: October 20, 2012, 02:43:50 PM »
To-bol : Kog, daw masuka ako pero indi mugogwa ang suka ko.

Mo-kog : Hapos lang ‘na kuota bala tilaukan mo para magwa.

To-Bol : Indi gid ‘ya magwa, mo..

Mo-Kog : Hmmm…kuota buli mo.

To-Bol : Wa-ay man gyapon.

Mo-Kog : Sige kuota na subong tilaukan mo, tan-awun ‘ta kung indi ka pa magsuka!

hehe..:D

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« Reply #156 on: November 02, 2012, 12:39:01 PM »
Husband and wife were fighting and the husband said angrily, "I must have been an idiot when I married you".
Wife said in return, "Sorry I was deeply in love at that time and didn't notice that".

;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #157 on: November 02, 2012, 12:41:57 PM »
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« Reply #158 on: November 02, 2012, 09:01:57 PM »
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« Reply #159 on: November 07, 2012, 02:26:01 PM »
JUAN:Boss, baka naman pwedeng ireccommend nyo na ako pumalit sa namatay na supervisor!
BOSS: Ok lang sa akin, ewan ko kung papayag ang punerarya!


weheheheh ;D ;D

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