ADMIN: Unsay pangalan nimo?
JUAN: Juan Kampupot, Sir.
ADMIN: Edad?
JUAN: Desiotso, Sir.
ADMIN: Unsay trabaho?
JUAN: Traysikol Driver, sir.
ADMIN: Single?
JUAN: Naay Sidecar, Sir..
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Teacher: Isyot! Asa ang HAWAII?
Buknoy: Mao na dira mam!
Bisan asa man gud ibutang!
UNya akoy pangitaan!
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TEACHER: “Class, ininglisa ni, “Singsing ng tatlong hari.â€
AJA: “Ma’am! “A ring king king king kingâ€
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Sa tindahan:
BATA: “Ayo, papalita ko.
TINDERA: (mataray) “Hmff.. what do you intend to buy?â€
BATA: (ay english) “Well, i would like to buy 2 most popular compounds.. sodium chloride and simple glucose.. and the 2 common spices, allium cepa and allium satium which is worth exactly $0.4807692.â€
TINDERA: (namutla) “Unsa?â€
BATA: “Asin,asukar, sibuyas ug ahos. suma total 25 pesos, gi convert lang nako sa dollar.†kasabot??
hahahhahaha
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