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Bisdak Jokes
« on: September 07, 2014, 08:26:51 PM »
Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo,
gidala among lima ka anak
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! I-uli ang mga bata!
Usa ra imo ana! Bagag nawong!
~dli pataka og bitbit kay dli imo ang tanan~ hehehe

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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2014, 08:28:19 PM »
"Sa Jollibee"

PEDRO: Maam,Palit kog HONEY!

CASHIER: Wa mi HONEY baligya sir

PEDRO: Aw,mao ba!
BINU’ANG ra diay na kanang BUYOG nga dako sa GAWAS!


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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2014, 12:45:28 AM »
AMO: Inday, gitrapohan na nimo ang keyboard sa PC?

INDAY : Ay! Di lang gitrapohan, gi-arrange pa nako alphabetically.  Wa man gud nagsunod.

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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2014, 03:31:10 PM »

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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2014, 12:36:50 AM »
hmmmmm

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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2014, 07:22:01 PM »
KANO: (gisumbag ang pinoy ug nahayang)
Take it easy men, take it easy!

PINOY: (mibakod ug mibalos. Nahayang ang kano)
Kisikisi men! Kisikisi!




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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2014, 07:24:14 PM »
TEACHER: give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?




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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2015, 06:04:53 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2015, 06:06:30 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2015, 06:23:28 AM »
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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2015, 06:18:52 AM »
No other time than now..

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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2015, 06:27:02 AM »
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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2015, 11:47:33 AM »
Sulat si Juan ug love letter gamit ang alphabet:

ABC- always be careful
DEF- don't ever forget
GHI- go home immediately
JKLM- just keep loving me
NOPQRSTUVW- no one perfectly quite romantic shall treat u very well

naglibog si Juan kay 3 letters na lang nahabilin!...

XYZ- xee you zoon!

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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2015, 06:05:52 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2015, 06:19:20 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2015, 06:24:20 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2015, 05:45:58 PM »
hahaha!  maayo na lang akong kaila si mary sy dili si merry sy. ;D

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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2015, 07:12:29 PM »
Hmm, di ba ang tinuod nimong ngalan, Aylandil, kay Wailee Go?  ;D

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« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2015, 04:52:22 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2015, 07:49:34 PM »
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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2015, 09:14:49 PM »
ADMIN: Unsay pangalan nimo?
JUAN: Juan Kampupot, Sir.
ADMIN: Edad?
JUAN: Desiotso, Sir.
ADMIN: Unsay trabaho?
JUAN: Traysikol Driver, sir.
ADMIN: Single?
JUAN: Naay Sidecar, Sir..
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Teacher: Isyot! Asa ang HAWAII?
Buknoy: Mao na dira mam!
Bisan asa man gud ibutang!
UNya akoy pangitaan!

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TEACHER: “Class, ininglisa ni, “Singsing ng tatlong hari.”
AJA: “Ma’am! “A ring king king king king”

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Sa tindahan:

BATA: “Ayo, papalita ko.
TINDERA: (mataray) “Hmff.. what do you intend to buy?”
BATA: (ay english) “Well, i would like to buy 2 most popular compounds.. sodium chloride and simple glucose.. and the 2 common spices, allium cepa and allium satium which is worth exactly $0.4807692.”
TINDERA: (namutla) “Unsa?”
BATA: “Asin,asukar, sibuyas ug ahos. suma total 25 pesos, gi convert lang nako sa dollar.” kasabot??

hahahhahaha

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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2020, 09:51:26 PM »
Ano gid ni man ni nga juk. Abaw linti gid ka ya. Ga akig ka lang tuba bohol.

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